It's very simple. Try to match column A with column B based on the metaphors of Karl Pilkington. Doesn't matter if you don't know who he is (though you should). Try to guess. Or just enjoy mixed metaphors.
A .................................................................................................B
The Egyptian Pyramids are like .........................................an alien on the "Boswell" incident
Flowers on a cactus is like ..................................................a bit of weird art
Karl in Brazilian parade garb is like ...................................a restaurant only flogging ketchup
The stance of the Christ the Redeemer
Statue is like the stance of.................................................Andy Pandy on crack
Treat the world like ..........................................................someone testing out a Biro
Hummus as a meal is like .................................................a bungy jumper
Steve Merchant dancing is like......................................... a Kate Bush video
The Chinese alphabet is like .............................................putting lipstick on an ugly woman
Hazy sky of China is like ...................................................a head
Being naked for an operation
would make Karl look like .................................................a game of jenga that's got out of hand
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